>go to the pet store
>buy a hamster
>I gotta name him after the last thing I ate
>I name him "Hamster"
>tomorrow comes around
>go to the pet store
>buy a hamster
>I gotta name her after the last thing I ate
>I name her "Hamster"
>tomorrow comes around
>go to the pet store
>buy a hamster
>I gotta name him after the last thing I ate
>I name him "Hamster"
>tomorrow comes around

What are some Nazi animals

>go to the pet store
>buy a hamster
>I gotta name him after the last thing I ate
>I name him "Hamster"
Thinking of going back to the store to buy another one tomorrow.

Horse General

Horsorcery Edition

Thread that fell apart like soft bread >>4645866

>Its ok bro a pitbull didnt maul you because that wasn't a real pitbull. It was actually a canis demonis, a breed created by crossing bulldogs, terriers, and american pitbull terriers recognized by the lesser southwestern kennel club of utah (membership: 5). despite most americans using pitbull to refer to a group of closely related landrace breeds, I, a serbian, a citizen of the lowest IQ nation in europe, have personally redefined pitbulls to only include american pitbull terriers that have been involved in dogfighting, and those were all under 60 pounds. It was just mixed breed. i guess you should just watch out for dogs in general!
>Besides did you know that in 2015 a malinois BIT someone? Owner or the breed?

i hate dogs so fucking much. i’ve had a boomer neighbor that always has a fucking large dog barking in a fence. as soon as their dog dies they get another dog and leave it out there to bark. they’ve been doing this for 10 years now and they are the source of every bit of noise in the neighborhood.

thankfully one of them died and the other piece of shit is on the way out. i can’t wait to visit their graves and piss all over them.

What are these crocodylomorphs-looking animals in the Meg 2 trailer? Are they in the books?

You saying that picrel is a “professional scientist” and he "knows the shit", right?

>my wife edition
cont. from: >>4599247

This thread is dedicated to all animals of the reptilia and amphibia classes. Topics include, but are not limited to: geckos, snakes of all kinds, frogs, salamanders, newts, turtles, tortoises, and much more. Before asking a question, do a search on the internet to see if it has been answered
Classifieds for finding breeders and products:
>morphmarket.com
>kingsnake.com
>faunaclassifieds.com
>reptilescanada.com (Canadian breeders)
>caudata.org
Most forums will have a "for sale" section on them, so look for that, especially if you have a specific herp you want. Craigslist can also be a good source for cheap aquariums, and make sure to check for any reptile expos that occur in your area.

When asking a question, make sure to include these details:
>Type and size of animal
>Enclosure dimensions
>Humidity and temperature
>Type of substrate
>The decor you use
>How often you feed
>The type of food you use
>If your animal is wild caught or captive bred
>How often you handle
>Who you bought the animal from

Other Helpful Resources
www.blackjungleterrariumsupply.com
www.joshsfrogs.com
http://www.reptilesmagazine.com
http://www.anapsid.org
http://www.hylid.clara.co.uk/caer.htm
https://www.americanmadeexotics.com/breeding-ball-pythons-article.html
http://blogs.thatpetplace.com/thatreptileblog/