Those creepy little fuckers. Fuck them with all my heart. I was sleeping in my bed at night and the creepy little fucker crawled right up onto my face, didn't know what it was so I swatted it out my face and turned out the lights. Turned out it was a cockroach, now I'm afraid to sleep without the lights off (cockroaches only stay in the dark). Anyone got stories of these creepy faggots?
>inb4 you're a bitch
You're right :(.