/herp/ officially official all purpose care sheet of wonder and magic
>sand a shit >use a thermostat >read all the caresheets >set up your tank before you get your herp >regulate temps & humidity levels prior to herp arrival >do not fuck with (handle) your herp for at least 7 days after bringing it home and ideally wait until herp has eaten at least one meal (for snakes), two meals for lizards, frogs, etc. >PVC tanks are way better for most applications and worth the extra money >it is best to avoid chain pet stores when looking to purchase live animals as mass breeder suppliers are not especially careful about health and sound genetics... it often saves you money long term to spend a little extra up front to get a healthy animal
God damn my cat is such a motherfucking nigger. Jesus christ.
His first instinct for literally anything and everything is fear. I think he may have been abused as a kitten, I got him when he was 6 months old. He is so fucking jumpy, fucking manically jumpy.
I'm literally the only thing in the world that calms him down and even that is only 50% of the time. He's got a heart of fucking gold, really, you can tell deep down he's sweet, but holy fuck he is so motherfucking volatile.
I know he has a heart of fucking gold, because whenever I go walk around in the neighbourhood, he follows me around. Everywhere, literally. Even in the fucking rain. He hates the rain like any cat, but if I get some groceries when it's pouring he'll follow me all the way to the store and wait outside for me. He never sits on my lap, ever. It's so strange because he does sleep with me all the time. He loves lying inbetween my arms when I'm working on my paper, he just dreams away. But even then, god motherfucking damn. I was having such a peaceful motherfucking evening, I had a nice cup of sweet buttery hot milk, he was sleeping inbetween my arms, everything was great... And then out of motherfucking nowhere he just fucking EXPLODES all over the motherfucking desk, every limb flailing, knocking my mug of milk over so hard it flung over three fucking quarters of my living room. Everything in a fucking 270 degree arc was fucking SHAGGED. Why the fuck nigger???
God damn this faggot. He's the most frustrating cat I've ever had but because I love the little fucking faggot I'm stuck with him.
>you will never have a cheetah bestie >your dog will never have a cheetah sibling >the cheetah population will continue to dwindle and there's nothing we can do about it >cheetahs will never be domesticated and be as common as dogs