God damn my cat is such a motherfucking nigger. Jesus christ.
His first instinct for literally anything and everything is fear. I think he may have been abused as a kitten, I got him when he was 6 months old. He is so fucking jumpy, fucking manically jumpy.
I'm literally the only thing in the world that calms him down and even that is only 50% of the time. He's got a heart of fucking gold, really, you can tell deep down he's sweet, but holy fuck he is so motherfucking volatile.
I know he has a heart of fucking gold, because whenever I go walk around in the neighbourhood, he follows me around. Everywhere, literally. Even in the fucking rain. He hates the rain like any cat, but if I get some groceries when it's pouring he'll follow me all the way to the store and wait outside for me. He never sits on my lap, ever. It's so strange because he does sleep with me all the time. He loves lying inbetween my arms when I'm working on my paper, he just dreams away. But even then, god motherfucking damn. I was having such a peaceful motherfucking evening, I had a nice cup of sweet buttery hot milk, he was sleeping inbetween my arms, everything was great... And then out of motherfucking nowhere he just fucking EXPLODES all over the motherfucking desk, every limb flailing, knocking my mug of milk over so hard it flung over three fucking quarters of my living room. Everything in a fucking 270 degree arc was fucking SHAGGED. Why the fuck nigger???
God damn this faggot. He's the most frustrating cat I've ever had but because I love the little fucking faggot I'm stuck with him.
>you will never have a cheetah bestie >your dog will never have a cheetah sibling >the cheetah population will continue to dwindle and there's nothing we can do about it >cheetahs will never be domesticated and be as common as dogs
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Every day until you want one. Im going to post platypuses until all of an wants a puggle for cuddles. Also platypus threads are usually pretty good at both content and mild shitposting so there's that.