>get a job in an office
>less activity is nice, but you don't want to get fat
>hit up /fit/ for advice
>get recommended food, supplements, exercise routines
>"Remember, anon, no drinking."
>start getting gains
>roommate decides to have a party on her weekend off, invites people over
>mingle a little
>have a couple of shots
>one of roommate's friends, some tall blonde, hangs out on the couch with you and starts flirting
>she seems familiar, but you know none of roommate's female friends are over six feet
>a few more shots later, you both go for the bedroom
>keeps calling you short, and laughs when you say you're average height
>get down to business
>rail her like a champ
>end up going three rounds before running out of steam and going to sleep
>wake up with a hangover
>she's already in the bathroom, taking a shower
>you roll out of bed and stumble
>not sure what just happened
>did someone put the bed on stilts, or…?
>wait, no, it seemed like it was higher last night, too
>same with the night stand, and your dresser
>the water shuts off in the bathroom and the blonde steps out, wrapped in a towel
>"Wow, I, uh… didn't realize you were so short. I normally don't hook up with, er, you know…"
>you stare at her, taking stock while she stands in the doorway
>at a guess, she's maybe 5'3"
>but she's so much taller than you
>numbly, you go through your morning ritual of getting your supplements and spot a warning on one of the labels
>"Do not take if you have two or more alcoholic drinks in a day. Side effects vary."
>it dawns on you that you're probably about four feet tall now
>look back up at the woman you spent the night with, and see her biting her lower lip, leaning against the door frame
>"Not a morning person, huh? Wanna go for another round before I leave, or…? Because I gotta admit, you're starting to grow on me."
>she smiles coyly, dropping her towel, and you believe that figuring out how to live a manlet life can wait for an hour