What does it take to "look like you lift"?
>going to the gym 4 days a week religiously for over a year
>only missed one day, ever, and made up for it the next week
>getting some pretty serious gains
>this is pretty gud
>move to uni
>gym literally up the road, walking distance
>this is going to be great
>7 months later
>haven't gone once
>eating like shit
>friends and family all ask if I'm ok because the gains are gone and I'm the fattest I've ever been
>went today for the first time
>was deadlifting 3 pl8
>can't even dead 1 pl8 anymore
>all lifts fell to fucking shit
And just when I think it can't get any worse
>friendly chad sees me struggling
>comes up to give me advice
>"but for a newbie your form is great!"
So, /fit/, how should I kill myself?