Like the time I started fucking a girl I dated in high school during college. We became fuck buddies while she was inbetween relationships. Turns out she actually had another boyfriend the whole time and she was cheating on him with me because he was fat and had a tiny, tiny penis. No length, no girth. She said he thought he had a hormone deficiency or something. He found out about all of this - she told me he was told, point-blank, that my dick is bigger and I'm better in bed - and the fat fuck started trying to "resolve this like men" (aka, let's fight) and I told him "nigga we already did, I fucked your woman and she liked it." I told her the next day that it was too much bullshit for the pussy and hooked up with a fat chick in my drama class. We've been together for 3 years now. She gives head pretty much on command.