Imagine being a citizen of this continent. Your ancestors built the first civilization, complex buildings and pyramids. Then one day, some fucking barbarians come and say "ur subhuman cuz u black" and KILL your people, ENSLAVE the survivors and CUT OFF YOUR HANDS FOR NOT SPEAKING THEIR TONGUE AND COLONIZE YOUR CONTINENT FOR CENTURIES TO THE POINT THAT YOU'RE STILL POOR AND NOTHING LIKE YOUR NOBLE ANCESTORS.
I'm looking for a religious where a) I convert it to and not alter my life style b) I can feel morally superior to other people: ideally in a way I can flaunt it. c) It's not so unpopular that I'm a hipster but not so mainstream that I'm a normie: I want to be unique and stand out.