Everyone lost against America idiot, even the final boss of history Russia. Well maybe North Korea didn't.
But you know what the difference between us and other loser nations is? We went down with a fucking bang. An explosion so big that it shook the entire world, really scared the living hell out of everyone and redefined humanity forever and caused even the biggest enemies to team up against us. We didn't simply collapse like the soviets.
If there is anything more bad ass than that I want to hear it. Other nations slowly faded away or became marionette'd or jokes. Our nation threw a final party which was never before seen in human history and is a monument to human will and struggle.