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/meg/ - Military Enlistment General

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Survey Edition

LYING ABOUT MEDICAL HISTORY = GOOD
LYING ABOUT CRIMINAL HISTORY = THEY KNOW
>Do your own research to start, then come here for clarification.
>No vague questions, like "What job is best?"

https://pastebin.com/0K6MFcUZ
Guides to prepare for high-speed shit. (SEAL, Ranger etc.)

Resources:
Armyranger.com
For Ranger info, obviously.

http://www.sealswcc.com/
SEAL/SWCC site with videos and fitness plans and a forum

Shadowspear.com
All around SOF website. Great info and run by former/active members of every SOF unit. Mentor program. Also has forums for international SOF.

Professionalsoldiers.com
For all Army SF info.

http://www.corpsman.com
For Navy Corpsman info.

http://www.leatherneck.com/forums/showthread.php?115180-MARSOC-Force-Recon
This is an all-inclusive thread for MARSOC/Force Recon stuff.

http://www.uscg.org
For Coast Guard info. Good site, lots of vets able to answer questions.

https://www.airwarriors.com/community/
>Naval Aviator forum with info on Navy OCS as well

http://www.usarec.army.mil/hq/warrant/prerequ/woft.shtml
US Army High school to Flight school

Before you ask a question, check the FAQ
>http://pastebin.com/Rx0nDuga

>Should I go Navy Enlisted Nuke?
No.
http://i.imgur.com/FZ0Q9q4.png
tl;dr: Long hard school, to do shitty work, and the job prospects are a lie.

CG info
https://www.gocoastguard.com/family-and-friends/the-helmsman/required-knowledge

ASVAB for Dummys
https://mega.nz/#!XuhSWQgb!ycwEyBz1J-DZx_GOsAxmSQCduAImNuzTRswqfRb-x-w

READ THIS BEFORE ASKING CLEARANCE QUESTIONS
https://www.opm.gov/forms/pdf_fill/SF86.pdf
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saumrai jack samurai JACK samurai jack ITCH lack lack lack lack lack SAMURIA SAMURAI jack الحاج امير الله كان معكم يا خونة GOD SAVE THE QUEEN fuck the fascist commies

Diving

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Hello /k/, been interested in diving and recently bought myself a soviet IP 5 Rebreather, mainly because i am Australian and diving gear is expensive shit.

I also need to do a course to obtain my qualification to dive so i opted for another option.

I will be using it to dive up to 15-20m, probably even more. Using it mainly for rivers and such. Only worry i have is if the canister is confronted with the Air/Water (somehow it will set on fire which will kill the diver but i'm willing to take the risk.

Video of the one i got; https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CowjpZDtNlE
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No.36309300 View ViewReplyLast 50OriginalReport
What's the mostly manly holster I can get to prove to Jesus Christ our lord that I am not a cock sucker and totally love the poon
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How do you /gas/ in a shtf scenario? Average e10 gasoline has only like a 6 month shelf life, a year if its sealed. With added stabilizers, regulated temperature, and a sealed environment. It could probably last up to what, 4-5 years? Good for most short-term situations. But how am I going to be powering my genny 5-6 years in?
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Do people actually concealed-carry PDWs or Submachine guns?

Y'know, the semi-automatic versions of mp5s, mp7s, uzis, p90s, and so on.

It seems like those type of weapons would be impossible to conceal. But I've heard of a bunch of instances where people wearing normal clothing, actually conceal submachine guns. Like pic related.
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> Similarly, the requirement that any lawful firearm in the home be disassembled or bound by a trigger lock makes it impossible for citizens to use arms for the core lawful purpose of self-defense and is hence unconstitutional
-District of Columbia v. Heller
So how do Eurocucks, Aussies and Leafs defend themselves with their Queen/EU approved muzzle loaders if they're required by law to use shit like trigger locks and gun safes too?
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Encounter with actual range trap

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>went to range
>see cute girl loading a pmag
>shes wearing a cz on her hip tight bdu pants plain black t shirt and an operator hat
>hugecutebutt.jpg
>long hair in pony tail
>setup in lane next to her
>she looks at me smiles and gives a friendly nod
>CUTE.AS.FUCK.
>done shooting
>she starts to leave
>think fuck it why not
>run after her and meet her in the parking lot
>ask her if I can give her my number
>she blushes and says sure
>week goes by and I meet her at the range
>she shows up looking even cuter
>crop top tight black cargo pants tucked into boots aviators and the same operator cap on
>shooting for a while and all goes well
>decide to ask her to dinner
>all is well we eat get a little tipsy and decide to go back to her place
>fucking sweet ass house with her grandparents while keep to themselves
>entire upstairs is practically hers with a master room and full size bathroom
>well we get hot and heavy and make out a bit
>she stops me
>"I really hope it doesnt ruin the mood but I really need to tell you something..."
>"what is it?"
>"well..... I was born a male......"
>heart skips a beat
>/k/ memes hit me like a fucking ton of bricks
>"uhhhh"
>she looks upset and I can see tears start welling up
>"I havent ever been on a date with someone that didnt know... Im sorry I didnt mean to lead you on like this"
>"hey no its fine Im not worried about it"
>tipsy wise Im like a 6/10
>never had a problem with traps before so fuck it
>she smiles we make out more
>we end up watching red dawn and I got a sweet handy
>still talk to her to this day
>never fucked but I did see a picture of her cock

Believe it or not they do exist and It blew my mind to find one. Couldnt tell in the slightest fucking bit
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Why doesn't the us army just buy pic related
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No.39999838 View ViewReplyLast 50OriginalReport
TWO
WORLD
WARS
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