>So I ordered up a couple of these. Funny, there was a 14-year old girl named Tiffany that delivered it. Honest, she was pretty smoken' hot in a trailer trash, side of the interstate kind of way. She had that hard look, 1000-yd stare, and a pack of non-filtered Camels in the sleeve of her ripped white t-shirt. It was the best three days of my life as she rode in my Kenworth across Interstate 10 through West Texas, New Mexico, and Arizona. It all came to an end in Blythe, CA, just after we crossed the Colorado River and pulled into the Riviera RV Resort. I was looking forward to kicking back at the Cove and hitting up the jet skis on the river with Tiffany for a few days. Well, that's when they came for me. The FBI, the ATF, and a bunch of other alphabet agency types. Knowing they like to shoot first and stomp on the kittens, I grabbed my Glock and this here dang Airsoft Pistol Accessory. It fell to pieces in my hands. All along Tiffany was just lounging in the sleeper, all stretched out in a god-awful sexy way, with a bright light in her eyes. The last I saw of Tiffany was when they pulled me from the cab and she had just lit up one of those Camels and was blowing a thin line of smoke towards the door. She tilted her head back, stretched that sexy body of hers and said, "here's another one for you Horiuchi..."
10mm carbine! ZOMGWTFBBQ