My name is Japanese Bird, and I hate every single one of you. All of you are fat, retarded, no-lifes who spend every second of their day thinking of ways to cook up that terrible noodle known as ramen. You are everything bad in the world. Honestly, have any of you ever made spaghetti? I mean, I guess it's fun cooking ramen for the billionth time because you don't have the courage nor power level to cook spaghetti, but you all take to a whole new level. This is even worse than claiming udon is the best noodle in the world.
Don't be a stranger. Just hit me with your best shot. I'm pretty much perfect. I've cooked spaghetti for many world leaders and mob bosses, and my spaghetti won best of show in the 238th World Spaghetti Show. What other noodles do you cook, other than that cheap ass cellophane noodle? Unlike you, girls throw themeselves at me, and I have a banging hot girlfriend (She just blew me; Shit was SO cash). You are all faggots who should just kill yourselves. Thanks for listening.
Anyway, I got banned for 3 days on /jp/ for posting this image. Do the mods keep track of IPs? Because just today I sent a complaint to the Feedback page about the /jp/ janitor so he may be out for me.
I_AM_ABIB has stayed silent. yournamehere has stayed silent. buttly has stayed silent. ALTERNATIVE has stayed silent. kami` has stayed silent. hiroyuki has stayed silent. What the fuck. Is there any way we can be heard?