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!!H0/+DRgqboo No.29971824 View ViewReplyOriginalReport
Catch up here:

“So…” You ask Carrot. “What exactly was the Skirmish anyway?”
>”Well, I don’t know the full details myself, but the Crystal Empire apparently expanded a bit too far and got into Yak territory, so they reciprocated violently. Marched down to Canterlot and tried to declare the city theirs as a reciprocation, which mostly meant they trashed the place until the Royal Guard got together and pushed them back.”
“Yaks are that strong?”
>”The strongest Earth ponies can go hoof to hoof with ‘em, but Yaks pretty much only do violent things for their culture, so they’re pretty darn mean. Hard for a good-natured sort of pony to conflict with that, and most ponies are definitely that.”
“All yaks are bad and all ponies are good?” You say with a wry tone to your voice.
>”Now don’t go twistin’ my words like some kinda socialist. Fact of the matter is that yaks live their lives in violence, and most pony are just good folk.”
>”HEY! You!” Comes a familiar, lovely sounding voice from behind you.
>Carrot rolls her eyes. “And here we have a few of the exceptions.”
>And indeed, a quick glance back reveals the Cutie Mark Cretins walking towards you.
>”We didn’t get to finish our chat last time about tarriffs for the protection of local economies,” TT (the unicorn with the green coat) says.
>The other two look at him quizzically.
>”You didn’t give us any money,” he says with a sigh. “And we like money. Celest, guys, do you really have to be this thick? Like I know we’re trying to be intimidating but-”
>”We can talk about this later,” Sully says. “After Mr. Chuckles here gives us the money we’re owed.”
What do you do?
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>severe depression
>severe autism

When will the other ponies get her some help?

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How does it make you feel that even a cartoon horse that doesn't even exist has matured more than you in all these years?
It must hurt being such a bunch of autistic manchildren.
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What if Spike and Thorax are lovers, and friends is just a cover-up?

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Reminder that all of May will be like this weekend: two new episodes broadcast on Canada's Treehouse channel.
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[>IT HURTS] #30 Pointless Rambling edition

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>"HI Nonny! I have a message for you from Rarity!"
>Pinkie sticks out her chest, puts on a spiteful face and adopts a familiar yet certainly made-up accent
>"I've had it up to here with Sweetie Belle spending her evenings at the arcade, playing... "video games". When I said she needed a male role model, well, Anon isn't what I had in mind. He's so carefree. And lazy. And boyish, and reckless. Not to mention he thinks he's SO good with kids. I can make Sweetie laugh."
>Pinkie crosses her arms and huffs
>"I could make her laugh until she cried. I'm just busy. There's no time in my schedule for telling childish jokes to my sister."
>She huffs even louder
>"And what is WITH his hair? Frankly, it's embarrassing. Spending time with someone of his... standards... is undoubtedly bad for Sweetie."
>"Anyway, he's waiting to pick her up at her piano lessons. Be a dear and relay this to him?"
>Pinkie spins around and walks five feet before tensing up
>"Oh, but take out all those mean things I said. We wouldn't want to hurt his feelings."
>Pinkie nods her head and beams in satisfaction with her accurate retelling
>Then her eyes bulge
This is a series of threads started not long ago. Anon gets close to Sweetie Belle, and Rarity doesn't approve.

Ponybones -M.I.A/K.I.A/Alive, we don't know anymore
mediocrewritefag -M.I.A
twiligh/tg/ame_night -Alive
Shade of Dusk -Dead (fortunately)

STORIES: -In order of Writer -Love Games -The Man Who Fell For Sweetie Belle -Soarin's Silver Lining -Of Sweetie Bots and Young Love

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Piracy is a crime.

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We would like to remind you that Internet Piracy is indeed a crime.
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