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Are they gay?

No.33188944 View ViewReplyOriginalReport
Where's all of the fish porn?
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Equestrian Landscapes And Other Worthy Fanarts
[ ELAOWF ]

"Ponies and landscapes from the last 4 weeeks, more or less"

THREAD DATA:
7693... | dcq1... | 22/10

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’Autumn Blaze'
by Nemo2D
http://fav.me/dcrc4cw

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cBylD7yT2ww
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No.33188591 View ViewReplyLast 50OriginalReport
>3rd raid
Nice. Back to 3-page catalog.
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Flutterrape 18/11/18 - Fuck the Raiders edition

!KQoAq73x3Y No.33188778 View ViewReplyOriginalReport
>What is Flutterrape?

Flutterrape is a collection of stories about ponies trying to have sex with Anon, the only human in Equestria. While the title implies that it is Fluttershy trying to rape Anon, others may follow in her stead and attempt their own versions of rape. There are different versions of Flutterrape, but most are lighthearted stories about the ponies failing in their comical attempts to get into Anon’s pants. Just because your story has Anon in it, doesn't mean it fits in this thread. Check other threads (AiE, RGRE etc) about story content before posting.

>It's been 6 years, how is this thread still alive?

A perverse mixture of Necromancy and spite.

>How do I start writing?

Use your imagination, you... you... SILLY. Also, try to have good grammar and really terrible standards.

Writing Guides:

Clever Dick's Tips For Short Stories -- https://pastebin.com/GGBkxi7e (embed)
Driverbang's Writing Guide -- http://pastebin.com/uXvpYYzS (embed)
Navarone's Writing Rules -- http://pastebin.com/bnMmZ2T3 (embed)

For additional information, visit the /Writefags' Guild/ for help and feedback on your works.

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Author List: http://pastebin.com/eG8iY7Wy (embed)
FIMfiction Group: http://www.fimfiction.net/group/211640/flutterrape
Request Bin: http://pastebin.com/rZU1Hbqy (embed)

Thread Archive: https://desuarchive.org/mlp/search/text/Flutterrape/

MURDERED Thread: >>33168661
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FiMFiction thread - Now with 19% more spam

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ITT: reading, writing, now eight pages of the catalog were purged again, autism, Crystal ponies, vocaroos, environmental disasters, one million words, Man of War reading, horseword Stockholm syndrome, deadfics, seriously I'm running out of things to write here
>FiMFiction Starter Kit (recommended fics):
Winners:
http://i.imgur.com/vuTA7EN.png
List of nominees by category:
http://mlp-fanfics.herokuapp.com/

>How do I write fanfiction?
Ezn’s guide - https://eznguide.neocities.org/
Politics and the English Language - https://web.archive.org/web/20180531183237/https://www.orwell.ru/library/essays/politics/english/e_polit/
Vhatug's tips for anatomically correct clop - https://pastebin.com/g4VpEg4f
Horse Behaviour - http://www.equestrianandhorse.com/equus/behaviour.html
Setting a story in motion - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ufO8LbwTdu0
Taking criticism - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-v4R2ZcxPlA

>Can you pre-read my story?
Post it on Google Docs with comments enabled and give us a link.

>Reviews and riffs:
https://pastebin.com/u/notkickass222urmom
https://pastebin.com/u/IHeartShinzakura
https://pastebin.com/wmGX7FPm
https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1z9Bz7UnEbxo-svlXa2tV49PJkP-yFuR7pRXiBUn-IeU

>Voiceguy's readings:
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCt68MpmvEketmqOdHncHI2w

Last thread: >>33168725
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Plane Pony #116, Hearths Warming Edition

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How was your day, Anon? Did you remember to smile enough? If your day just started, what do you expect's gonna happen? Always remember to smile for Ponk.

I know everyone is getting really weary of this place, 3rd raid and all that, but I want to boost morale and the 10 pages.

>>33166753
Just saw this while looking for the prompt in the archive and I want to clarify: I'm just one guy wanting to make this place more bearable, though I wholeheartedly support other Anons wanting to do the same by making the same thread (or something similar) when I'm not around. I've not visited any of the generals in a while, though, but I've been planning on starting that to increase board quality from the spammers. Anyway, go back to the first paragraph to read the thread prompt!
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The /mlp/ Waifu Wars Winter Babbies 2018 Thread #3 - Talent Raid Edition

!ky7a3urm/Y No.33189585 View ViewReplyOriginalReport
>What is /mlp/ Waifu Wars? Spoonfeed me.
/mlp/ Waifu Wars is a Wresting League where various mlp canon(possible AU) waifus wrestle each other in a videogame called Fire Pro Returns. So one show you might see Sunset Shimmer vs Starlight Glimmer, and the other you might see Celestia take on Derpy. Think of this like the 4cc, but on a smaller scale and involving only mlp and wrestling... and more explosions. I ain't afraid to book a deathmatch league. However, this is the straightforward babbies league, no explosions, just wrestling... and no Spike reffing either.

>Why Fire Pro Returns over a new WWE Game?
Programmable AI, Deathmatches, allowed to have 500 edits, UFC Fights... It's got more depth in the aspects that's important to running and booking.

>When's the Cytube stream, where's the YT Channel?
There is no cytube stream this time, as we'll all be going to Smashcast(Formerly Hitbox) Livestream, with commentary. https://derpy.me/dN0IH is the link to it if you want to prep yourself.

We have a Twitch now at https://derpy.me/daVFb if you'd rather watch there, but I may not be reading the chat.

The Youtube channel is at https://derpy.me/Bg4FN and all matches will be on it after the showing on Smashcast.

>But... there's no hooves on the pones.
The inherent flaw of using any good wrestling game, you'll have to deal with the no hooves.

>Why isn't 'X' in the league?
Either because they were an odd waifu out or just a character I haven't made. You can request waifus, but... they need to be canon ones. Also, they'll probably be added until we hit the 48 waifu limit.

>What about OCs/Horsebandos?
Uhhhh... maybe someday? Not saying they won't wrestle on random matches, but making a league? I don't know if there's enough big names, though I know some of you could point out a number.
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Ponies in Earth #97: Armistice edition

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Previous thread >>33013947

>Shouldn't it be Ponies ON Earth?
Yes, but PiE is tasty. The thread has had this name since 2012 and it helps convey that this is what you get when the formula for AiE is reversed.

>Please explain.
We ask what happens when one or more ponies (or changelings, or griffons, or something else) are placed in a setting where humans are the predominant species. How does one of those adapt to living in a society where they're the odd one out, and most items aren't designed for hooves?

Beyond that, it's all the writer's choice!

It can be anything between silly or grim, set in the far future or distant past, canon characters or OCs! Ponies could be as rare as bigfoot sightings or as common as next-door neighbors! Are humans friendly or skeptical of the new arrivals? Are they even new arrivals? Is the pony a creation of humans, as with Browser Ponies or Hassenfield Bioengineering? Is Anon around? Is he still a jackass?

The door's wide open, so come on in!

>I don't always see this thread on the board.
We'll post a new thread on the 14th of the month if one 404s early. Threads roll over into the next month if there's one already up. If there's demand, we'll make a new thread before the 14th. PiE is a part of the AiE threads if there's no PiE thread up.

>Who's this pegasus OC that keeps getting posted here?
Her name is Pillow Case. She was in one of the first PiE stories posted on 4chan and has become the thread mascot. She likes soft things and wearing her hoodie. Like many pegasi who enjoy flying, she doesn't bother styling her mane. She looks like a mess without her scrunchie.

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Useful links
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PiE Pastebin: pastebin.com/u/Ponies_in_Earth
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FAQ: pastebin.com/RjGxp6Mn
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PiE
Images: derpy.me/PiE_Pictures
Threads: derpy.me/PiEThreadArchive
Recommended Stories: pastebin.com/m8YWvb4k
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BP
Authors: pastebin.com/KMbc65Zk
Images: derpy.me/BrowserPonies
Threads: derpy.me/BrowserPonyArchive
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Writing guides: pastebin.com/V1ujiyJt
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