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Magicless Anon #26

No.31701898 View ViewReplyLast 50OriginalReport
>"It's ok if you can't do magic, Anon."
>"You are just a human after all."
>"Nobody expects anything out of you."
>"Just leave the hero work to us. We'll bring you back a souvenir."

Previous thread: >>31605222
https://desuarchive.org/mlp/thread/31605222/

>wtf is this
This thread is about Anon living in Equestria, with a particular emphasis on lacking any magic, and the ways in which Anon deals with it.

>COMPLETE:
"Anon's horn problem" - Anonymous: http://pastebin.com/pwaq7a3L
"Obsession" - Sea Urchin:
Part 1: http://pastebin.com/5ECNnjxF
Part 2: https://pastebin.com/8DSdhfkR

>IN PROGRESS:
"Anon's Alchemical Adventures" - ShowAnon: https://pastebin.com/udV53pra
"Anon's Venture Into Runic Spellcraft" - Pseudo Magus: https://pastebin.com/Y58jzFMj
"Magic Battery" - TemporaryName: https://pastebin.com/FyXvxfbi
"Plague Bearer" - TemporaryName: https://pastebin.com/vCZaf3A0
"Thaumaturgy With Anon" - HK-47:
Part 1: https://pastebin.com/GGMNC8h7
Part 2: https://pastebin.com/kQCRMUTs
Part 3: https://pastebin.com/JTAGVFDM
Part 4: https://pastebin.com/iwdvta5w
"Gladiator Anon" - Gladiator Anonymous: https://pastebin.com/zGPEtBN0
"Storyteller" - Anonymous: https://pastebin.com/JLgJ5R0w


>DEADER THAN DISCO:
"ArtifactAnon" - Anonymous: http://pastebin.com/RCnBBA90
"Anon's Bizarre Adventures" - Ritefrend: http://pastebin.com/Fsm9pvU2
"Cheap Tricks & Class Acts" - Houdini Anon: https://pastebin.com/qSWgt7LP
"Magicless Anon's Adventures" - Bits: https://pastebin.com/X5YrqfvR
"Magicless Anon" - MSG: http://pastebin.com/VbAKPiVJ
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No.31758966 View ViewReplyOriginalReport
EQG is too sexy for kids.
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FiMFiction Thread - Now with 99% more degeneracy!

No.31710731 View ViewReplyLast 50OriginalReport
ITT: Writing, reading, >implying you can leave the ride, 500k epics which will never see the light of day, cancelling and uncancelling stories, there are people who genuinely believe Anthro is anything but bottom of the barrel, site-spoiling changes, spending the holidays writing clop, buying print copies of fanfic to read to your nephews, Perytonia lounges around, and your family discovers you're a filthy clop writer.

Looking for something to read on the go because you don't want to run into midstory ads? Well, look no more:
>FiMFiction Starter Kit (recommended fics):
Winners:
http://i.imgur.com/vuTA7EN.png
List of nominees by category:
http://mlp-fanfics.herokuapp.com/

>How do I write fanfiction?
Ezn’s guide - https://eznguide.neocities.org/
Politics and the English Language - https://web.archive.org/web/20171031231313/https://www.orwell.ru/library/essays/politics/english/e_polit/
Vhatug's tips for anatomically correct clop - https://pastebin.com/g4VpEg4f
Horse Behaviour - http://www.equestrianandhorse.com/equus/behaviour.html
Setting a story in motion - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ufO8LbwTdu0 [Embed]
Taking criticism - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-v4R2ZcxPlA [Embed]

>Can you pre-read my story?
Post it on Google Docs with inline comments enabled and give us a link. Most will ignore it, but a few may take a look at it eventually.

>Reviews and riffs:
https://pastebin.com/u/notkickass222urmom
https://pastebin.com/YpSiMW3Y

>Voiceguy's readings:
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCt68MpmvEketmqOdHncHI2w

Last thread: >>31592529
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No.31715746 View ViewReplyLast 50OriginalReport
>Announced their game will release in February after it being delayed yet again in December
>Game been in closed beta for almost a year now
>Febuary release date
>Has to rely on word of mouth for advertisements
>Not even all the characters and animation isn't even finish yet
>No updates on voice actors
>Wasted time on creating a half assed language used from a completely different game and changing a few things around
>Backer's OC are canon
Besides all that the games looks amazing and can't wait to play it.

Them's Fighting Herds thread?
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Heart of War: Thread 19- The New Year

!eLw9MDtObg No.31653959 View ViewReplyLast 50OriginalReport
Original Prompt:
>"Captain Anon. Would you like to accompany me to the war room?"

Previous Thread:
>>31284242

Start here:
https://pastebin.com/cdi26t7W
After that look into the rest of the pastebins under the profile.
Current Act:
https://pastebin.com/cEhyKhxq

Heart of War spinoffs by LukeDaDuke:
https://pastebin.com/BWhVwcgx
https://pastebin.com/ipu9MwSf

>What is this shit?
It's a long running story about an Anon who joined the Equestrian military back in the day (the show's time period) and who also ended up being the defacto parent to a young Flurry Heart. After 25 years in Equestria, the now middle-aged veteran found himself dragged back into war, only this time accompanied by his 'little soldier' (the only real family he has in this world). Flurry seeks to emulate her 'Uncle' and find her own place.

With Twilight missing and the Elements unable to work their magic without her, the world has become notably darker. But lacking the magic of friendship to bind people together, a new magic- the bonds of camaraderie and brotherhood might, just might, be able to salvage a new era of peace.

Also Discord is an annoying and vague bitch.
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No.31771776 View ViewReplyOriginalReport
Celestia's butt is as large and toasty as the sun.
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Flutterrape - 3/1/18 - Rapey New Year!

No.31654259 View ViewReplyLast 50OriginalReport
>What is Flutterrape?
Flutterrape is a collection of stories about ponies trying to have sex with Anon, the only human in Equestria. While the title implies that it is Fluttershy trying to rape Anon, others may follow in her stead and attempt their own versions of rape. There are different versions of Flutterrape, but most are lighthearted stories about the ponies failing in their comical attempts to get into Anon’s pants. Just because your story has Anon in it, doesn't mean it fits in this thread. Check other threads (AiE, RGRE etc) about story content before posting.

>It's been 5 years, how is this thread still alive?
A perverse mixture of Necromancy and spite.

>How do I start writing?
Use your imagination, you nitwit. Additionally, brush up on your grammar and abandon your standards.

Writing Guides:
Clever Dick's Tips For Short Stories -- https://pastebin.com/GGBkxi7e
Driverbang's Writing Guide -- http://pastebin.com/uXvpYYzS
Navarone's Writing Rules -- http://pastebin.com/bnMmZ2T3

For additional information, visit the /Writefags' Guild/ for help and feedback on your works.

////

Author List: http://pastebin.com/eG8iY7Wy
FIMfiction Group: http://www.fimfiction.net/group/211640/flutterrape
Request Bin: http://pastebin.com/rZU1Hbqy

Thread Archive: https://desuarchive.org/mlp/search/text/Flutterrape/

Old thread: >>31456663
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Royal Guard Mare Thread #45

No.31771176 View ViewReplyOriginalReport
>ongoing

>-recently updated
-Everyday Life With Guardsmares - https://pastebin.com/RHkvDaAw - https://pastebin.com/D1Rx6EPv
-Careful's Charge - http://pastebin.com/CkZbn3E6 - http://pastebin.com/NtTss5aN
Feather Scarf - http://pastebin.com/u4HbciFL
Whiskey and Cigars - https://pastebin.com/7M3ryVcQ
Anon’s Regiment - http://pastebin.com/ruhuxiA6
Brave and Vannie - http://pastebin.com/8E2vAnyi - http://pastebin.com/PqiY52Zi
>ded
Going Bump in the Night chapter 9 - https://pastebin.com/D1HuiG7n
Reassigned, Part 2 - https://pastebin.com/7ewduYua
Vigilant Shield - https://pastebin.com/F5gGbMqi
Magic and Mud - http://pastebin.com/mTAB4nnE
Finding It - http://pastebin.com/QxyZ3BfR
Sniper Anon - http://pastebin.com/3eN6HitC
Silver Star - http://pastebin.com/ggWTgWeK
Meadow Stockade - http://pastebin.com/kWgzxg5d
Copper Wing - http://pastebin.com/x8UJTEhz


>random
"Sir, Yes Sir!" - http://pastebin.com/9WeeGgq7
Duty Bound - http://pastebin.com/WfLZh5EW
Anon Pointedly Does Not Get Sex with a Guard - http://pastebin.com/zi1KcnVC
Sirdubs: http://pastebin.com/ZVfta6Ti
Spankybat: http://pastebin.com/Q7viBeuf

>Remember, no homo.


Previous thread: >>31628084
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Alone in Equestria Girla Verse#27: End the shitposting edition

No.31722698 View ViewReplyLast 50OriginalReport
Prompt:
>Hey girls, you ever wonder why Anon is always alone?

>I'm new to this thread, what is exactly the context of it?
Someone makes an offhand comment on why Anon is always alone and one of the girls goes and does a thing to try and be his friend.

>Completed Stories:
AxiiAnon: http://pastebin.com/UaSFJ58z
Sea Urchin: http://pastebin.com/9YUE3LRe
Trenchcoat Anon: https://pastebin.com/88DRSicq
CPAT: https://pastebin.com/dh4WHhqj
Anonymous: https://pastebin.com/zbrZTd9v (possible continuation)

>Alive writefags:
YFNAnon: http://pastebin.com/4k2SieWK
Damynorb: http://pastebin.com/UcG73ANS
CopAnon: https://pastebin.com/N1vBnFih
LP: https://pastebin.com/f98Ac9jt
Phenis: https://pastebin.com/PyEhtrQp

>Unknown situation writefags
Sadnon: https://pastebin.com/qmBaNCvT
HackerAnon: https://pastebin.com/NM5rSfSp
EngineerAnon: https://pastebin.com/ny3DdBwN
Koto: No Pastebin

>Dead writefags: Big list.

https://pastebin.com/zt7Qd1Sf

Previous Thread: >>31658310
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NEETpone #17

No.31709046 View ViewReplyLast 50OriginalReport
Stories about NEET ponies,

poll:http://www.strawpoll.me/14812166

Greens may involve:

•Floor Bored, the fandom's favorite filthy forever alone nymphomaniac NEET (see pic)
•Moondancer or other neetpones
•Anon(you) intruding on the neetpone's life
•Being a NEET with her, or looking after her and getting her life back together
•Being a lovely boyfriend for your neetpone
•Turning neetpone into the perfect wife
•Lots and lots of hot dirty NEET sex

Previous Thread: >>31571800

Discord: https://discord.gg/cPPDJW

Stories
HeliAnon: https://pastebin.com/ygqNS8VN
Antikythera: https://pastebin.com/u/AntikytheraPastes
Floored: https://pastebin.com/9Dv8hhPi
Life and trials of NEETpone: https://pastebin.com/kc87hds9
NEETpone Girlfriend: https://pastebin.com/yg0yhy9n
NEETpone's Day Out: https://pastebin.com/GZ2YeXsJ
Raped and cared for NEETpone: https://pastebin.com/8ymsgHej
Floored: https://www.fimfiction.net/story/382722/floored
Retail Anon and Poor Floor: https://pastebin.com/t0ALuzH8
Floorb's Inner Thoughts: https://pastebin.com/JZkCqEWE
Coming Out Of Your Shell: https://pastebin.com/tUFJukkn

Archive of unnamed stories and oneshots:
https://pastebin.com/u/FrankHogs555
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