>>29115185>"One murder, Anon.">You frown>This isn't how you were expecting the God of Death to take the news of your double homicide
"No, it was definitely two.">In fact you'd been so excited to tell the GoD you'd come straight to your sanctum after the crime.>It had taken the same form as before, the black mare covered with Day of the Dead style body and face paint>"You killed Rarity. There was no second murder.">You shake your head in disbelief.
"Listen, I poisoned Rarity-">"She choked."
"- and then Fluttershy got caught in my cunning trap.">"Well, she didn't die from it. Only Rarity's soul has passed on."
"She broke her neck! She was lying on the floor, twitching!">The GoD shrugs>"Well, her soul hasn't passed on, Anon. She's still alive. Did you check her pulse?">You shrug
"Nah, I don't know how to do that on a pony.">You do, you're just lazy.>"It'd be good to learn, Anon. Maybe you should go on a first aid course."
"I'm an Avatar of Death! I should go on a /last/ aid course!">The GoD bows her head, sighing
"Get it? Like, instead of helping with first aid, I'd be harm-">"Yes, I got it."
"Oh, it's just you didn't laugh, and I assumed-">"Anon.">She's suddenly gone serious>You should probably play along>Bowing low, you speak in a deep voice
"Yes, my God?">The GoD takes a few steps toward you>"It is time for me to reveal your powers to you.">The black mark on your hand tingles as she continues>"After the two murders you've committed for me, I've gifted you two powers. The first is-"
"Three murders. I did three murders. Four, actually, but you're not letting me claim Fluttershy.">If Fluttershy really did survive, she must be nearly dead by now. She was lying on the floor, drooling and twitching last time you saw her>The GoD shakes its head impatiently