"Twiggles, you really think saying something like that will get me to dick you?">You look down at her.>She looks smugly up at you.>You can see the smug crack...>You reach down and adjust your dormant Expansion Pak.>"Aaanon, please! I need i- the fields of science need it!"
"Sparklebutt, only the most skilled of snake charmers can coax out this trouser snake, and I'm afraid you wouldn't even manage the simplest of tunes on the old skinflute.">"Gah, confound it Anonymous, is that a yes or a no?"
"Does a bear shit in the woods?">She beams!>"Alright! You'll see, Anon, I'll show you that scientific study can also be quite "fun"~">Did she try to be sultry?
"Twilight, come on, we both know that the answer to my question cannot be summarized with a simple yes, because that would imply that everything beyond what we can perceive to be real - i.e: what we can actually experience with our senses right now - actually exists.">"Uhm..."
"You see, if a bear shits in the woods but there is no one there to witness it then it never happened, I'd go further and propose that, infact, there is no bear in those woods to lay a brick, for I cannot see it. Then the answer to "does a bear shit in the woods?" is a resounding "no" because my perceivable reality dictates that bears don't even exist.">You finish this mental diarrhea you pulled out of your ass with the biggest shit eating grin you can muster.>Twilight takes in the retardation.>"But wait, by that logic, everything outside this conversation and this room doesn't ex- Darn it Anon, can't you see I'm trying to rut an alien here!"
"Congrats then, you did it!">"Wha?"
"There are infinite realities just like this one, so it's a certainty that right now, in a bunch of them we are doing the horizontal tango. Good job, was it good for you too?" >"Anon, you rat!"
"Now that that's out of the way, if you come to witness me, I'll show you if a human shits in the woods. Spoiler alert, the answer is yes."