"G- god fuck- burp fucking damn it Morty, why the fuck did you make me bring you to this stupid universe?">"Hey I went on another ten of your death defying adventures, is- is it so wrong to want to go to a universe where we don't have to look over our shoulders every two seconds for something that wants us dead or arrested?"
"Well that would be a good point Morty if it was accurate?">"Wh- wh- what's that supposed to mean Rick?"
"Oh boy do I go aphabetical or chronological for this list? Uh let's see there was the o- burp one time I stole all of Princess Fatass' cakes">"WAIT WHAT? YOU STOLE FROM ROYALTY"
"H- hey k- keep it down Morty, that flaming bitch knows how to hold a grudge, let's see what else? Oh yeah I also had a rave in Tartarus and helped a bunch of demons escape">"D- DEMONS?WHAT THE FUCK RICK?"
"M- Morty shut the fuck up it's fine the weird power ranger ponies or whatever used their power of being closet lesbians to stop him I- I think">"Rick what are you on about?"
"I don't even know Morty I got really drunk on Moonbutt's secret stache of booze the last time I was here"