>>33032682>You whip around and look at the drake in the eye, speaking softly.
“You did not even scratch me, and the fairer sex drives the young to do many stupid and immoral things. You've since ceased, so you are forgiven.”>You keep on the path as he ponders your words.>”Well, they'll not have me without something to prove my worth.”
“What's worthwhile to a dragoness?”>”Strength. Power. Stature.”
“All things that take a lifetime to build.”>”Gold. Jewels.”
“If you know where to find some unclaimed, then make haste and seize them.”>”Honor?”
“Do you feel you have honor?”>He hesitates to answer.>”No.”>He makes no other suggestions.>You move along the path for a while longer.
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“Okay, kids. This is probably a good place to take a break. What king of cookies do you want?”>”Raisin!” One suggests.
“What kind of flaccid cock enjoys raisin? You're getting mint chocolate and you're going to like it!”>You trot into the kitchen and get all of your cooking supplies.>You sure love when the grandkids come over.>Your grumpy wife is going to be upset she didn't wake up earlier, but she's heard this story before.>”Grandpa, what's a human?”
“It's a tall biped with no scales and little fur. They might kinda look like a monkey if you chop off the tale and make it stand straight.”>”If he's our ancestor, then why don't we look like that?”>”Yeah!”
“Because Anon didn't make human hybrids for children.”>”Why not?”
“Because the one drop rule exists and ponies have the stronger genes and he didn't want half-breeds anyways.”>”How do we know we're his descendants?” Another cuts in.
“Because it's the ONLY explanation that we have canines!”>”Coulda been a dragon...”>You slam the countertop with your hooves.
“There's no LONGMA SHIT in MY family!”