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you ever think how you were originally a sperm in your fathers testicles? you battled in a life or death frenzy against 250 million other sperm to swim into your mothers uterus and fertilize the egg. you don't remember this carnage but you did it. then you grew splitting your cells using your mothers genetics. you were just a sperm inside your dad but then manage to overcome all odds in a marathon of death to get a chance to be born. since your inception you have been fighting against the current without any break. cause you took the shot and won the race the other 250 million brothers and sisters of yours died.

i was lying on the bed thinking about life and suddenly i imagined myself as sperm swimming. i always brushed this kind of stuff off, but when i think about it it seems really intense.