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Tell me about the most annoying person you know, ill start:
>is fat >is childish >is cringy (says lewl or lelz out loud) >unfunny >goes to the gym and plays games on his phone instead of working out >does annoying things to others but when you do the same thing to him you can actually hear he is close to crying >follows other people around like a dog thinking they're his friends >always whining about everything and never shuts up about it
>it's me >I'm the most annoying person I know
>he browses 9gag >he's the biggest pussy i've met
>perverted sexual Deviantart >Is open about it >Pretty much a copy of me in every other way
>she gets offended when i say faggot >calls herself fat, even though she's 118 pounds and 5'7" >"I'M LESBIAN" *sucks a dick* >says she's depressed even though there's no documents saying so >tries to make her tits look big >copies everything i do >wants to be me, fails miserably >me, a hardass
I know a similar girl, except:
>she's actually fat >horrible sense of humor >loud >believes in some shitty variant of neopaganism
who /bpd/ here?
the loss of identity and not knowing who youbreally are is really fucking me over and i don't know what to do
>tall >contact with numerous females >rich family that loves him >friends
I can't believe I ever liked him.
I was thinking of reading Stoner.
That's quite alright. It was worth a shot. I hope things look up for you.
dont worry you wont care about it in a few hours
I hate this. My emotions are there and they exist, but they come and go with the wind. What good are they? BPD folk truly are some hideous specimens.
ITT: Books that other people haven't really heard of that deserve more recognition
This book, The Hungry Mouth, is actually a collection of short stories. They almost all read like weird-but overall good-dreams. Only 500 copies exist but you can occasionally find one on eBay.
Why do even people who are absolutely ugly, look more like a deviant rat and are very very stupid have friends and I don't? Why is the world so fucking unfair that I have to put up with this? This is beneath me and I'm entitled to better. Nobody in this world has to suffer like I do. I'm attractive, intelligently funny and surrounded by idiots.
Just kill yourself then, you pussy
I have found the winning formula for tinder. I fucked 3 girls this year using this (good for me since im fugly):
>start off sexual but in a funny way >ask them about their tinder exploits and encourage how much of a dumb roastie slut she is >meet them irl and fuck >either be fwb or ghost them depending on if they want to meet again I did have one as a gf but she cheated so maybe dont gf them, good luck incels DONT drive into pedestrians just do this!!
>actually dating a slut off tinder lol
write it out in a script. how do you get them to be honest about their past?
>>44952912 >ask them about their tinder exploits and encourage how much of a dumb roastie slut she is
I don't wanna know about that.
or encourage it.
or lose my virginity to a slut.
He has more confidence than me to take a picture of himself.
there is nothing majorly wrong with this guy that isn't fixable by some lifting and minor cosmetic surgery. yeah, he'll probably never be a model but he could reach "handsome" status for sure.
>>44952001 >guy wearing make up
Stare into his eyes... he is dead inside.
He probably just lacks self-awareness.
He's actually really cute
Do you have an arch nemesis? Want to tell us about it ?
Stinkbugs. There's a tear in my window screen, if I leave the window open they sneak inside, if I don't then the dorm room gets hot as Satan's asshole.
>perceive myself as fat >everybody else tells me I'm skinny Could I be wrong /r9k/? After all I should know my body better than others
Somewhere along 5'7'' and 140 lbs, I don't even care anymore at this point, I just don't eat because I'm disgusted by everything
Yeah basically everyone in my family looks like a sack of shit and constantly preach about how I should eat more and hit the gym but I'm referring to school mates who tell me that I'm built like a skinny girl
you're at a healthy bmi, though muscle mass will affect your appearance. if you view yourself as fat at that bmi, you may be suffering from body dysmorphia. do you suffer from any mh issues?
They are definitely being nice and you are definitely being critical.however you still are more correct than they are.
I don't trust this one. It happens to me but ugliness is often not acknowledged or talked about to people's faces because of social etiquette. They are likely lying
just imagine all the femanons wearing dirty stinky panties right now
there's blood everywhere
what is a fem a non?
your moms bussy LMAO
why do i only like brown cocks robots?
there is just something about how nice and juicy they are i dont know why especially indian cocks
Because you are a speciaI faggot
Why do I only like the green weed marijuana and not other green weeds like crab grass? Because only weed gets me ABSOLUTELY FUCKED out of my God damn MIND! My fucking MIND is just FUCKED right now holy shit tutti fruition I'm in a fucking high ass condition! Man you gotta get high and jack off! You are a faggot like Bob Saget!! Holy living fuck! You've got to get a hold of a teensy weensy bit of that weedle-dee-deed, boombadoop!!
I thougt everyone liked brown cocks