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Incest stories?

No.35895389 View ViewReplyOriginalReport
Anyone got incest stories? I'm bored.

No.35895404 View ViewReplyOriginalReport
>have schizophrenia
>have to get a monthly injection of olanzapine in my buttock to not go apeshit
>doctor injects me, doesn't even give me a bandaid
>says "a tiny microscopic amount may leak out, that's normal"
>pic fucking related

This has happened 3 times with 2 separate doctors. That yellow shit all over my shorts should be in my body right now. The dose only amounts to 405mg, so if you can imagine a tiny little vial and compare that to the amount that is on my shorts, you will understand just how much of this stuff has been wasted.
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>Tell mommy to make me triple-tendie din dins since I have so many good boy points
>She tells me we're out of Tyson brand tendies
>Unacceptable
>REEEEEEEEEEE MUMY MUMMY I TOLD YOU YO BUY MORE TENDIES REEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>"Okay Anon, I'm s-sorry"
>"WHY DON'T YOU LOVE ME MUMMY REEEEEEEEEEEE"
>Start flailing around, banging my head on the wall and kicking my legs around
>Stop when she says we can go to Mcdonald's
>Waddle in the store, drooling
>Ask for 5 Buttermilk Crispy Chicken Sandwiches and 5 SUPER SIZE fries and a Large Coke and a Good Boy sized McFlurry with extra toppings
>Wagie says "We stopped selling super size freedom fries after 9/11"
>Start screaming and farting
>Manager tells mommy that we have to leave
>Start screaming even louder and grabbing and throwing other peoples food everywhere
>Hop on one of the tables and take a massive poopie
>Walk out laughing like my hero Tidus from Final Fantasy X https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H47ow4_Cmk0
>Mommie is kneeling on the sidewalk, crying asking how it could get this bad
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No.35894030 View ViewReplyOriginalReport
Any chubby white fembots in to black guys here?
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No.35892095 View ViewReplyOriginalReport
Hi guys. My puppy keeps on getting food stuck to the roof of her mouth and ends up chewing endlessly with a big wad of food glued to the top of her mouth. I've tried soft puppy food, kibble and chopped up chicken breast, it all ends the same way. One hour of smacking her mouth trying to get the food in with a big mess all over.

Any advice on how I can stop this from happening? Is this common in puppies or is she genetically defective?

Pic related
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No.35895781 View ViewReplyOriginalReport
The difference between my mans and you ;D

Man up.

No.35894321 View ViewReplyOriginalReport
Is cocaine useful for talking to girls?

>Be me a few days ago 18 senior in hs
>Sitting on the single seat on the bus
>Forgot my headphones
>Bus is empty
>qt asks me if she can sit next to me
>Assume she meant the seat in front of be because there's no room here
>inform her that there's someone who usually sits there
>She looks disappointed and sits elsewhere

I sat next to her today on the bus and her leg and arm touched me the whole time and she's really soft.

I think I actually could attract qts if I had the confidence, and I've heard coke is good for that. Can anyone confirm or deny this? I know someone who offered me some recently.

I actually got really close to talking to this girl I orbited for 2 years without saying a single word to her while on 80-120mg of Vyvanse.

Any advice on how to proceed?
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No.35894876 View ViewReplyOriginalReport
How the hell do I break my computer addiction without boring myself to death?
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Fembot Thread

No.35881838 View ViewReplyLast 50OriginalReport
Fembots, what exactly would convince you that a man who had cheated on you was truly sorry?

A nice new dress? New jewelry? A weekend getaway someway nice to a nice 5* hotel?
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F*d up childhood memories

No.35894523 View ViewReplyOriginalReport
>mom and dad are away
>they ask neighbor to look over us
>she is nice as long as parents are there
>as soon as they leave she tell us to behave or she'll lock us inside the bathroom
>she call some guy over
>they drink beer and laugh about parents wedding pictures
Never told any of them about it but it really fucked me up.
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