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No.35895503 View ViewReplyOriginalReport
>be me
>be 300lb normie slayer
>wake up 5 in the morning
>tummy growls for tendies and mountain dew
>screech at the top of my lungs
>then proceed to yell
>"THE NORMIE SLAYER HAS AWAKENED NOW HE MUST FEAST ON TENDIES"
>hear mommy sobbing
>I didn't ask for crying I asked for tendies dumb normie bitch
>"THE NORMIE SLAYER SHALL NOT WAIT, FOR HE IS A GOOD BOY"
>still hear mommy crying like a little bitch
>Thats it
>grab my pee and poo jar
>lay on my skateboard (my big bones are to heavy for me to walk)
>surf down the stairs and get a big owie
>start crying
>"MOMMY THIS IS YOUR FAULT YOU LAZY CUNT NOW YOUR BIG BOY IS HURT"
>sobbing gets louder
>bitch doesn't even come to give me kisses
>normie slayer is enraged
>stand up because of my anger strength
>knock down mommy's door
>bitch is screaming in fear
>YOU HAVE BEEN A BAD MOMMY, NOW YOU WILL HAVE TO PAY THE PRICE, PREPARE FOR THE PEE POO DICE"
>take off my diaper throw it at her face
>spin around and shit and piss everywhere
>mommy is begging for mercy
>too late bitch
>throw pee and poo bottle on her
>headshot
>glass breaks on her
>she's knocked out cold
>pick up a glass shard and stab her nipples
>she's bleeding from her head
>go to the freezer and grab all the tendies and stuff them in my pockets
>run go back up stairs to my dojo
>watch mlp for 5 hours while eating frozen tendies
>hear sirens outside
I hope they take my abusive mommy away and give me a new tendie vendor

No.35893414 View ViewReplyOriginalReport
What's the most awkward thing that'e ever happened to you robots? For me its probably this

>back in high school
>business class
>teacher wants to split the class into groups
>there's an odd number of people so she comes up with some weird idea
>"ok, so some people stand up and sit at the back and that will be a group"
>for some reason i stand up and sit at the back desks
>silence
>no one else stands up
>several more seconds of complete and utter silence
>teacher says "Ok, I guess that's not working, come back to your seat and we'll do it another way"
>i have to walk back to my desk and sit down and everyone is still totally quiet

No.35894731 View ViewReplyOriginalReport
Sup /r9k/

Would you suck my cock?

No.35895273 View ViewReplyOriginalReport
Do you ever feel like your parents don't really love you?

No.35894481 View ViewReplyOriginalReport
>becomes president
>fills his cabinet with weebs and literal autists
Is he, dare I say, /ourguy/?

No.35891881 View ViewReplyOriginalReport
>I'll definitely go on a date with you anon, but only if you can do 50 push-ups in a row!

Could you do it?
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No.35895226 View ViewReplyOriginalReport
If you were a fugitive, do you think you could outrun the police?
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Random questions?

No.35894328 View ViewReplyOriginalReport
Anons post questions other anons try and answer. Maybe put a question in each post?

People usually point out that we are all human as something to bind us together, but I feel people can be wildly different and not even resemble one another. What do you think of the idea of treating people as if they were a different species?

No.35895152 View ViewReplyOriginalReport
My mom posted this picture of me as a baby with the caption: "I miss this baby."

what did she mean by this?
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Military Robots Thread

No.35889474 View ViewReplyLast 50OriginalReport
Maybe you should join too edition

>ship date is 2 weeks earlier
>still out of shape
oooooooooooooooooh boyyyyyyyyyy

Give tips stories advice discuss branch despair
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