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"Turn that frown upside down, Champ. Getting a job is a part of growing up. A job will give you the money to do all those things you've always wanted to do, like saving for a rainy day. Don't you want to save for a rainy day? And because women want someone who'll provide for them, they'll practically be chasing you when you get your first paycheck."

"Now I heard that they were hiring here, so you might as well apply while we're in the neighborhood. Whaddya mean you've gotta apply online and go through 'HR?' Champ, getting a job is simply a matter of crawling outta that thick shell of yours, walking in there, and asking to speak with the manager. Stand up straight, look him in the eye, give him a firm handshake, and tell him you wanna work here. Never hurts to try, Champ. We'll head to KFC once you get the job here."