The fifth image in your 4chan/generic image folder is your party's next encounter. How well do they fare?
>group of casters and 1 fighter go up against a German war hero, get shot to pieces because nobody knows German
Some kind of wiccan caster? Slap rogue and warrior to get them out of "ooo it's a cute girl mode"
You, sir, are a gentleman and a scholar. Thank you.
The main antagonist is a bard, you're all bards too. Basically that one scooby doo KISS crossover, complete with whatever CUHRAYZEE ideas you can come up with.
Knios, avatar of the god of disappointment and dread
No problem, it's one of my favorite parts of Gruenwald's run of Captain America. Hopefully you or some other anon will enjoy it too.
What are some rules that dont make sense from a non-rules perspective. I'll start
>Having more Grunts allows me to use my TAG more. Also what do command tokens represent?
Those are the safe assumptions. Halqa are a possibility but I wouldn't bet on them.
>>64074190 >Also what do command tokens represent?
They're a cryptocurrency that you can pay your troops to be more competent, or pay the enemy to take a nap first turn.
Are you the same anon who was complaining about muh realism earlier?
>>64074190 >bioengineered supersoldiers with decades of experience: no Veteran >cream of the crop of the hyperpower's most prestigious military academies, in a unit that requires many years of service: no Veteran >guardians of the Emperor who have to climb the ranks for years to attain their esteemed and important position: no Veteran >cybernetic supercommandos with many lifetimes of combat experience and perfect emotional control: no Veteran >drunk Russian with expensive bullets: Veteran L2
I keep hearing jannisaries are a tossup, but I wonder if Jamdariyah will be in there. Since those are the Sultan's guards before they turn in Azrails.
I have seen some people saying Jannisaries are just Jamdariyah tho, anyone have any idea?
They are chasing the normie dollars
Why would normalfags play MTG over Hearthstone?
Why would waifufags who play Shadowverse play MTG over it?
How long until we have arena-only cards that do shit like destroy a creature at random?
We already have arena only cards
>>64073297 >Why would normalfags play MTG over Hearthstone?
Because despite being a 25 year old game Arena is new enough that there's a lot of normie interest. Also HS streamers are switching over to Arena and bringing their audiences with them, and last time I looked HS was a big pile of broken shit and everyone was angry about something.
None of them can’t be printed in paper though.
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Come and discuss Vanguard, Buddyfight, Weiss, or any other games/properties Bushiroad owns.
The Vanguard anime is like a slightly toned down Yugioh.
The rest of the planet does have its own short novel series and a 2 volume manga.
Yes and no
There's earth and the planet where the monster come from, Cray.
1 war and a half versus literal Satan later a bunch of important people from Cray to earth because PLOT.
The Vanguard anime is set in the same world as Milky Holmes.
That reminds me, is anyone working on subs for the latest Milky Holmes special?
What are we? Vrainsfags to go subtitling the episodes ourselves when there're no subs available?
I don't keep track of warhammer lore very closely. Did Warhammer Fantasy really get retconned and replaced by Age of Sigmar? What's the difference?
Exactly. It's as dumb as it sounds.
Like the realm of death that literally rains corpses.
Don't forget the factory that makes mortuaries or the ocean that attempts to eat things that swim in it.
But seriously the setting had to be changed, warhammer was limited by the established maps and it was virtually impossible to add new races to or change the status quo. I personally would probably have enjoyed a theoretical 9th edition set a couple years in the future of 8th edition, as opposed to nuking the setting, but it probably would have been discontinued by now.
>>64074384 >couple years
Couple hundred years*
Englishmen are very infatuated with Norse mythology, probably because their women spent so many centuries taking the BNC from viking raiders. So they try and shoehorn Norse stuff into all their works as often as they can, In this case it came in the form of archaeon being !not surtur and ending the world so it could be reborn again.
There's a collossal celestial dragon named Dracothion who is implied to be sotek who says his job his to hard reset the universe every time chaos blows it up, he's also the being who gave CPR to Sigmar after the old world was destroyed.
Bad character edition
Thread Question: What is the worst character you or one of your players have made?
Hobby Skill(Eating) with the technique Spirit Eating. You'll need the ability to become insubstantial unless the spirits are materializing for you, though.
Can I just ask them to hop in my mouth?
sounds like Transhuman space would be perfect for you
That really wasn't what I was going for.
Would it help if I cooked the spirit first?
ITT we tell stories about the worst dms we've ever had
>be me >be around 18 years old, freshly out of highschool, no experience with any sort of tabletop game but have always been interested in playing >get invited to extremely homebrew cyberpunk/dystopia tabletop by online friend friend >not much of a scifi person but too much of a pussy to l4g with strangers, so i agree >most other participants are mutual friends with one exception- The DM >DM seems fairly chill, pretty charismatic and eager to help me learn how to play >nice.png >roll up a chaotic good rogue with a noble background because ive always liked that character concept >DM goes over my character sheet >DM: "Oh, sorry, anon, but this campaign is more suited to *lawful* characters! You can still play this if you really want to, but you'll probably have a bad time." >huh >it's a little lost on me how dystopia and cyberpunk, genres kind of built on rebellion, can be tailored to lawful characters, but being a newfag i go with it >decide to make my rogue neutral good to compromise but make it pretty clear that she doesn't have much respect for the system in place >DM goes with it, we get set up for session one in a week's time >go over character sheets and receive what should be my second red flag >there's a DMPC, a mage about three levels over the rest of the party >assume it's just a tutorial npc to be killed off once we're out >oh how wrong i was I'll go over the deets of session 1 next post.
>I had a DM make me afflicted with an instant death poison from a single hit of a katana from a cursed swordsman with no save >He told me I had one round to cut my arm off before the poison reached my heart and I died. No save. >I'm a bow guy/duel-wielder >I say I'd rather die and use my last action surge to kill the swordsman >He has an NPC cut my arm off anyway >My character goes through intense depression before hitting some serious character development and finally deciding he will fight on even with one hand and takes up the cursed poison blade of his foe >A cleric in the next town takes the blade from me and regenerates my missing arm between sessions with no input from me All in all it was minor shit but it pissed me off to no end to have basically no agency over my own character
Everything sounded pretty neat, apart from that last bit of course
That's just it, I was willing to adapt and move on and make it part of my characters. The real kick in the teeth was just undoing all that character development between sessions.
It honestly begs the question, if he didn't want you to roleplay as a one-armed badass, why the fuck did he a) chop your arm off in the first place and b) regenerate it after you've spent the time roleplaying out your affliction.
It reminds me of a WoW campaign I was in where our Barbarian found a cursed sword that wouldn't attack those that were afflicted with some dark plague or whatever the fuck, and then the DM had an NPC destroy the sword, with no input from the player, because the player was okay with potentially turning evil from overusing the sword.
Newbie DMs like copying plots from media they like but often have to railroad to do it and don't know how to deal with a hero acting a different way from their plan.
I know the new box sets are going to release soon but it was my understanding that IWM was going to wait until after CGL got a whole new plastic line set up, sort of like their old lance packs.
Shimmy shows up very rarely nowadays. Probably lurks though.
Instead of using plastic models from china for their sets why don't they just use IWM models? Does IWM not want them to sell box sets with their models?
Not sure, although Shimmy was complaining several months back about IWM wanting to make physical sculpts of the new mechs instead of using 3d printing for the prototypes when they already had 3d models made up for them.
The relationship between CGL and IWM is weird. I’m not sure they can easily mix each other’s products in a box, not just for legal reasons but because the maps, cards, and rules aren’t being printed in the US. Shipping would hurt, and metal’s not considered beginner-friendly.
So what are your biggest flaws as a DM?
>get tired of the campaign/system every once in a while and make the group go through hiatuses spanning months out of burnout and depression >i've killed the campaign like 3 times now only for it to pick up where we left off months later when I chill out >constantly worried that they're finally sick of my shit and I'll become scorned out of my own table
I've created problems with my own story thread because of accidently killing characters because I lost track of how many HP they had.
I only GM for money. Never do something you're good at for free.
I feel like I'm never ready to start my campaign.
>>64059686 >Scheduling is impossible >We only get a few hours on the game nights, and it's a text based game so that amounts to jack and shit >Have a full world in my head but keep failing to let my players actually see it to the point that they're uncertain how to react to a gang of bandits because they don't know if they're in danger of dying or just being robbed
If I just had more time, but alas.
If the other guy was the problem, why were you excluded instead?
didn't say that, that was khorne.
I've known slaanesh characters that are both prideful and indulge in suffering, including their own.
i'm indicating that slaaneshi can and will give no regard to their safety
I agree more or less with everything you are saying.
infact that is generally my position.
My argument was not that the imperium does bad things for pragmatic reasons. I am not a animu addled taufag.
I am arguing we can see that concentration camps are not common, in that the average human can be expected to live within it as the poster i was responding to indicated
>>64074266 >My argument was not that the imperium does bad things for pragmatic reasons
Look up guys like Commander Chenkov or Fyodor Karamazov, who are considered typical examples of their stations.
Honestly, Guilliman would probably have killed them. Remember, Big Bobby G has wiped out dozens of alien species in the Great Crusade. He's a willing party to genocide, it's what the Imperium does.
Nigga of course i know them what is your bloody point and does it relate to the argument I'm having with the taufag?
The Imperium's miltiary is a mirror of the red army, down to commissars and likely barrier detachments