>I would love to play a game of Pinch the Inch with Swirley. What's Pinch the Inch, one might ask? It's simple: you take your forefinger and thumb and squeeze tightly on a little Inchie. You and the boys restrain him with some zip-ties, gather 'round, drink some cold ones, and laugh yourself lightheaded over hearing the pathetic tiny Inchie's futile attempts to escape. He's not strong enough to break the zip-ties, he doesn't have the freedom of movement to even wriggle free - you and the boys are takin' turns squeezing him so tight his eyeballs all but pop out of his head, he can't think straight, he knows it's almost over for him and starts screaming for help. Maybe you liven things up a little by spinning him around by his tiny little ankles to spook him, or say 'Alright guys, this isn't funny anymore' and loosen his bindings a little to give him a glimmer of hope before tightening them harder and mocking him, it's up to you. I wouldn't recommend pinching the Inchie so hard he dies, that's when things get complicated. Though, I suppose it'll be easy to hide the body, considering...you know.
For context this refers to a race in the game's setting called Inchlings which are, well, a few Inches tall.