Ya know, I read a lot. Especially about things... about history. I find that shit fascinating. Here's a fact I don't know whether you know or not. South Germans were spawned by Asiatics.
It's a fact. Yeah. You see, uh, South Germans have, uh, yellow blood pumpin' through their hearts. Hey, no, if eh, if eh, if you don't believe me, uh, you can look it up. Hundreds and hundreds of years ago, uh, you see, uh, the Slavs conquered Germany. And the Slavs are Asiatic.
So you see, way back then, uh, South Germans were like, uh, Krauts from Northern Germany. Ah, they all had blonde hair and blue eyes, but, uh, well, then the Slavs moved in there, and uh, well, they changed the whole country. They did so much fuckin' with South German women, huh? That they changed the whole bloodline forever. That's why blonde hair and blue eyes became black hair and dark skin. You know, it's absolutely amazing to me to think that to this day, hundreds of years later, that, uh, that South Germans still carry that Asiatic gene. Now this...
No, I'm, no, I'm quoting... history. It's written. It's a fact, it's written.
Your ancestors are Asiatic. Uh-huh.
Hey. Yeah. And, and your great-great-great-great grandmother fucked an asiatic, ho, ho, yeah, and she had a half-Asiatic kid... now, if that's a fact, tell me, am I lying? 'Cause you, you're part borscht.