top 3 incompetent moments:> the washing machine
a massive waste of water, detergent, and time. triggered fucking hard by the upright glasses/bowls. if they wanted to make it a stealth piss-off, they should've used a smaller and lighter object in the tray, so that it'd bounce around and end in an upright position.
you thought something was getting clean? too bad.> the cupcakes
this happens with glazed donuts. the chocolate is supposed to be inside my stomach, not inside the fucking paper bag the donut was sold in.> the wet spoon in sugar
lumpy sugar that tastes like BITTER coffee, yeah, thanks. just what i fucking needed in my SWEET sugar.