Dude. Get a husky. Make sure it's a girl if you're straight so you feel some romantic attachment though. This is important, not because you're going to be fucking your dog but because you are going to be falling in legitimate love with your dog in the purest, least sexual way possible.
Now that you have your dogwife, she's your entire world and you'll do anything to keep her happy, right? That means frequent socialization, a couple of hours of exercise a day, and lots of dog cuddles. What this means is you will be leaving the house and adopting a more active lifestyle for the sake of your wife. This will cure your depression like nothing else. And at the end of it, you won't even feel that feel when no gf because you have dogwife.>But i want to fug
Get a thot on tinder. Women are temporary. The memories you make with dogwife are forever.