I mean...Why? Why would I take a 'free' lollipop? You see, my ever so elderly and kind woman, this right here is a sign of a declining human society. 'free' is a lie created by communists in the 1960s in order to sell more porn magazines, yet, you sit here and ask me if I still want the offer for a 'free' lollipop. You are supporting communists pigs that do nothing but sit there and make up this 'free' ideology that buffoons like you support. It is embarrassing. Everything should be made for money. To buy things. To support things. To buy food, electronics, and the like. And you're sitting here talking about 'free'. It is a lie, woman. A lie.
So, in other words, no, I would not like your "free" lollipop.
Now get the fuck out of my board.