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I am Dipper Pines

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I am going to pull a Revolver Ocelot and brainwash myself into believing I am actually Dipper Pines.

I have listened to ABBAs entire discography and shaved all of my body hair, I have also listened to recordings of Dippers voice play on my headphones repeatedly while I sleep. I have assembled a variety of psychedelic drugs to aid me in accomplishing this task.

I am hoping to fool various groups into believing I have been possessed by the ghost of Dipper Pines. The reasons for doing so are private.

Are there any other methods you would recommend I should try to help me become Dipper?