Really wasn't going for that angle, anon>>67840025>>67840046
Since I'm likely to change him to be grumpy, I was thinking something like this
Man: Alright what the hell do you want?
Little Girl: Mister, you gotta find a girlfriend so we're going to have a play date!
Man: WHAT?! What did you do to my living room?!
Little Girl: Duh, it's a play date, you have to set up the mood, now go over there to sit down
Man: Oh no, I'm not doing this crap, whose clothes are those, you look like a bimbo!
Little Girl: My big sister's...Plus she's no bimbo, just so you know, she's an expert with dating and has over 30 boyfriends!
Man: Yeah I bet she is..
Little Girl: Okay now, I'm going to pretend to be your girlfriend
-Goes to sits down-
Little Girl: Oh honey, isn't this such a wonderful restaurant
Man: Yeah, it looks just like my living room
Little Girl: Oh look honey, there's people staring at us
-Little girl points at stuffed toys-
Man: The hell are they looking at
Little Girl: How about we show them our love?
-Girl goes to try to french kiss the man
-Man stops her-
Little Girl: What?
Man: WHAT'S WRONG WITH YOU?!
Little Girl: Jeez, Have you ever been with a woman? That's how couples kiss all the time, my big sis always does this with her boyfriends
Man: Who is raising you?!>>67840049
I'm not even kidding around with this, I'm honestly working on this and since this is my first webcomic, I don't want to ruin it by thinking I'm being a pedo