Don't listen to the retard on here who recomends Tadalafil as preworkout for "insane pumps". I'm hiding in the gym bathroom rn cause my hard on won't go away. It's been 15minutes fuck this shit

What the fuck is up with niggers here saying that sunlight will turn me into a leather glove. I work several hours a day in direct sunlight without using any sunscreen and have been doing so 5 summers in a row now. My skin goes from pale computer nerd to glorious bronze and my face looks noticeably better. People stil refer to me as 'boy' even though niggers here claim that I was supposed to look like a roasted ghoul by now. Is this some kind of nordcuck joke that I'm too MEDBVLL to understand?

ITT:

>Your age
>Number of girls you've fucked (actual benis in vagin)

The most retarded shit on this site is the natty police. I dont know if its naive underage kids just starting out or beta loser non-getters, but anyone serious in the gym knows that steroids are inevitable. Natty lifting is a joke and if you ever want to have a admirable physique you have to dabble with the juice. Its not even unhealthy for you. You almost never hear of people with long term damage from roids, and if you really are lifting heavy 3-5 times a week arguably its better for you to be enhanced or you'll risk not recovering.

All the ACTUAL fitness threads get ignored, and at this point, it's all lookism, /r9k/ shit, /pol/tards, nofap cultists, faggot and tranny shit, etc...
Fuck all of you, none of you lift, none of you will ever be normal human beings and none of you will ever make it.
Clean it up, janny!

If your mom turned into a swimsuit would you wear her?

HELP will water fasting make me look more human.

Does an average looking girl nowadays really have 50 or more guys fighting for her love? How are you supposed to win her over if the competition is this rough?

How do I achieve this mode?