ITT: The dumbest shit you've ever heard a chick say
>lying in bed this morning next to qt3.142 19yo fuck buddy
>(5'2", submissive as fuck, and loves it rough, always goes on about my size)
>last night was great but had to abort round 2 due to cooter swelling
>I'm starting to chubby up again in her petite presence
>joke about trying to put it in her ass
>expecting some excuse about size since she's never done this before
>"actually, I'm saving that for marriage"
>"if I give that away, what else will be left? I'll have done everything"
Am I being retarded here? Once she said it, all the fucked up shit we've gotten up to flashed through my head. Obviously I just laughed it off and dropped it but I need /fit/'s counsel on this.
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