I was taken aback, and all I could say was “Huh?” but he kept cutting me off and going “huh? huh? huh?” and closing his Thinkpad shut in front of my face. I jumped on my scooter and continued with my sticker looting, and I heard him chuckle as I drove off. When I came to redeem my Wurstcher I saw him trying to walk away from the bar with like fifteen Club Mate in his hands without paying.
The girl at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like “Sir, you need to pay for those first.” At first he kept pretending to be tired and not hear her, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter.
When she took one of the Mates and started calculating the price multiple times, he stopped her and told her to bill them each individually “to prevent any electrical infetterence,” and then turned around and winked at me. I don’t even think that’s a word. After she scanned each Mate and put them in a bag and started to say the price, he kept interrupting her by yawning really loudly.