"Trixie doesn't, but...">"...but I'm pretty sure I want to.">The tiny blue horse finishes your sentence for you>Neither of you are able to tear your eyes away from each other; you feel like you could stare at this short, adorable, indescribably gorgeous little horse girl for the rest of your life; she's absolutely perfect!>Mostly because she looks so much like you>The purple one steps between the two of you>"Um, hi. My name is Starlight Glimmer! You must have come through the mirror. Are you from the other Twilight's world?"
"Yeah, something like that.">You brush right past Starlight, walking in a daze towards the other blue horse>"That's Trixie," Starlight calls out after you, looking a little offended
"Whoa. I'm Trixie too.">"You definitely are," the blue pony says. "After all, only another Trixie could be so enticingly... enticing.">"Hey!" Starlight yells, starting to sound actually annoyed. "Could you two stop eyeing each other up? We need to tell the princess about this!"
"Is she always like this?" you ask pony-Trixie>"Yes, but Trixie loves her for it.">Then the pony-Trixie drops her voice, and adds with a conspiratorial wink:>"She's also really, really good in bed."
"For real? You have to tell Trixie all about it.">Your pony counterpart poses, looking absolutely delighted to do so>"Oh, Trixie has *so* much to tell you! You should come with her! She'll show you where to get the *best* peanut-butter crackers in Ponyville.">You gasp
"Trixie loves peanut-butter crackers! How did you know?">The both of you stare at each other for a second, then burst into peals of laughter>Starlight just stares at you in abject despair