"Anon's Guide to Poner Belly Rubs" by Anon
*Step 1: Place poner on its back.
*Step 2: Apply firm pressure to the poner's belly and rub.
*Step 3: Bully the poner by fat shaming them; continue rubbing its belly.
*Step 4: When the poner becomes embarrassed and/or defensive, relocate your rubbing to its teats.
*Step 5: While the poner is still surprised by step 4, begin pinching and playing with their teats.
*Step 6: If the poner starts blushing and becomes docile continue on to step 7, otherwise repeat from step 2.
*Step 7: Fug the poner.