>>26217300>>Take her to a tabletop RPG store and force her to play
"Inside the tavern, you are immediately greeted by the caravan leader: Torr, a musclebound man who towers over the lot of you. He has led his people for many years, and holds an absurd amount of influence and power in this region.">"And he finds my character VERY attractive."
"...I told you... th-that's not how this game works...">Rarity smiles, mouths "oh!" and rolls her eyes at herself>She scoops up a handful of random dice and shakes them eagerly>"Sorry, dear. What number must I get for him to find my character VERY attractive?"