I don't think I am who you think I am.>>28870169
"Look at this! Look at this!">At this point, both Starlight and Twilight's mom are lying on the couch together, looking exhausted>It's four in the morning now, and you're still going strong>They're going to love this next meme, you bet!>This'll finally put everything into perspective>You shove your phone in their faces
"See? See? They said Trixie's super close to reality! Her memes are important!">Starlight yawns, her red eyes barely focusing on the screen>"That's nice, Trixie. Can I go to sleep now?"
"Once I explain the next arc of my Republican Presidential Nomination Process-centered epic, then yes! But you'll want to see this next part!">You grab whiteboard number three, which details the various volumes you wrote about Ted Cruz>Starlight starts to nod off, but you distract her by throwing one of your various horse dildos into her face>She starts to freak out>"Trixie! What the hell! I thought I got rid of this thing!"
"Trixie has more! Don't worry, though, she cleaned this one yesterday!">"Ack! Ew, ew!"
"Anyway, like Trixie was saying! Out of kayfabe, in this chapter, Trixie tries to vote Donald Trump, but ends up spending the whole day in a McDonalds instead! While she's there, she meets Sarah Palin, who gives birth in the middle of the McDonalds!">Starlight jumps up from the couch, murder in her eyes and holding the dildo like a club