You're a disgusting little creature who's never gotten it on
I'll call up Pinkie and her pals to send you back to the mirror pond
You'll get a peck but it'll be on your skull not the cheek
I'm original and unimitable, you're a double-y mared geek
Go stare at a wall of paint, at least then you'd get busy
Yeah, I'm built like a bird, the one that took on and beat up an army
You couldn't beat me with a billion GIFs with 2 frames
Only thing about you that's diseased is your brain!