>It's spring in Ponyville.
>You're hanging out at home watching your favorite pony-based game show when your doorbell rings.
>You take a look outside to see who it is.
>You can't really tell who it is, but you can see the familiar wagon of the Filly Guides.
>You weren't really in the mood for cookies, but you decided that buying one box wouldn't hurt.
>You open the door expecting to see the Cutie Mark Crusaders, but you see Fluttershy instead.
>She's wearing a adult-sized Filly Guides uniform, and she has a clipboard with her.
"Um, h-hello sir...could I interest y-you in some cookies? It's for a good cause…"
>"Flutters, this isn't one of your wacky schemes to get me to fuck you again, is it?"
"O-oh of course not, mister! I'm here to sell cookies and that's it! Now if you excuse me…"
>She bumps her head into your stomach softly and walks into your living room.
>"Hey, I didn't say you could--"
"Sir, please save all questions until the end of the presentation, thank you."
>She begins setting up a easel with the benefits of Filly Guides cookies on it.
>You take a Dr. Pony out of the fridge and take a seat.
>This is gonna take a while.