>You're sitting in Sugarcube Corner, enjoying a few jammy dodgera and Pinkie's occasional company.
>She left her creepy crocodile pet on the table to keep you from getting too lonely until she gets back.
>Which is sweet in her own way but this thing keeps starting at you and blinking one eye after the other. It's giving you a, "something is seriously wrong in the head," kind of vibe.
>"Hiya Anon! What did you and Gummy get up to while I was busy?"
"Not much Pinkie."
>"Oh, Gummy, you should tell Anon your crocodile jokes," she exclaims as her hair fizzes outwards with the sudden realisation.
>She then sits and stares at gummy with a broad grin for a few seconds before bursting into a fit of laughter.
>"Gummy you crack me up," she says, wiping away a tear.
>Now that you think about it, you get the same vibe from Pinkie once in a while. It's the perfect paring.
>"Anon, you don't think it's racist for Gummy to tell crocodile jokes do you?"
>You look around the room for someone to come help you with that. You're not sure how to answer.
"Uh... No? Why?"
>"It just feels like Gummy telling crocodile jokes would be like me making fun of griffons or minotaur."
"Maybe if he weren't a crocodile then yeah. I guess. I really don't-"
>"He isn't a crocodile. But don't worry Anon, people make that mistake all the time."
"What? He clearly is."
>Pinkie shakes her head before pushing that creepy green lizard closer to you.
>"Look, he's an alligator."
"No, he's a crocodile," you reply with a sigh as you switch into autistic rant mode, "Firstly alligators have broad U-shaped snouts while crocs have a more pointed one like Gummy here. Also alligators rarely leave the water-"
>"That's why he takes lots of baths."
"Here's another way we can tell, alligators can't excrete salt from the tongue whereas crocs can."
>As you say that, Gummy opens his mouth to reveal a thin forked tongue.
"No, this means... He's neither. What the fuck is he?"
"No, Pinkie, he's got to be something else."
>"What a load of croc," she replies with a snort and a giggle.