Not drunk but goddamn it I agree with this,
I got a long dick, and also have blue piss,
I’d shove it into Pinkie Pie all night long,
And Palestine should have control of all the Levant,
In Utah can you also have multiple waifus?
I masturbate so often that I might lose my sight, too.
Go Helen Keller, working miracles like Jesus
PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS
Why the fuck are any of us still alive?
To watch ponies, until we get to G5.
Commit seppuku, like samurai suicide.
And bro I feel you cause I also hate bolo ties.
And although I have some ideas,
I also dunno how to stop these lyrics,
So for now here’s to Pinkie Pie 6.
I’ma tap the brakes with an emoticon dick.