Hey op. You wanna stay awake just like me? Well heres something to keep ya awake.
Today, I was in a resturant, and decided to have the BBQ bacon cheeseburger. It came about a half hour later. So, I took the first bite, and it wasn't cooked rare. I was fucking mad, but being the nicest son of a bitch ever I didn't have the heart to send it back. I ate half, and finished my fries. I ordered a coffee, and proceeded to drink two more cups after that. And deep in my stomach, I felt the rumbles happening. Shit. I needed to go to the bathroom.
So, I walked to the bathroom with my ass cheeks clenched. I went into a stall. I noticed a pair of feet In the stall next to me. Pulling down my pants, I pushed, and a jet stream of shit flew out of my asshole. The sheer force of the blast pused me to the floor, and my asscrack was pointed straight at the occupied stall next to me. Not able to controll myself, and entourage of shit flew out of my rectum, completley covering the man in the stall next to me. My ass still sputtering, the man tried to ru. out. This attemt was failed, as he slipped on my shit and fell. We spent the next few hours recovering and cleaning ourselves. Then I left the bathroom nonchalantly, and paid my bill. There you go op.