Guess who's back
Tell a friend
MLP's rap queen has arrived so everyone take a seat
Came back up from the sea to give you all true defeat
Back up to your tired old sex games, Pinkie Six? Please.
I don't even know who to start with in this thread! How about the wannabe Barbies?
You stick figures think you've got it all but you're nothing but spoiled Bratz, see?!
You took a magical fantasy land and made it into watered down Doug Funnies
Now I know you've got that lesbo stuff but before you start Shelly and Shelldon slamming
Here's a Pop Quiz! What's the difference between us? I'm actually canon!
Should have read your boring textbooks about me before you started
It's a War of the Worlds but you aliens look sicklier than Wells's Martians
And you got bigger bug eyes than anime but you're as boring as Filmation
Make all the specials you want, your "human" universe is still in stagnation
AYY LMAOS? You freaks better run home!
Spitting out lyrical obsideon orbs to leave you stoned!
I might be a horsebirb but today I'll be making you into a roast
Face facts: I'm in a cult classic! You're in the MLP version of Manos!