>>34886206>>34886220> And why is it expected that Cadance just pays for everything from furniture to the acquisition expenses and risks of sending a mare to Earth to just basically kidnap you and then provide 24/7 guidance?
Because her literal harmony given purpose and special talent in life is to facilitate Love, and equestria has a shortage due to the amount of mares compared to stallions, and fuck herding because this isnt the thread for that and personally i find it portrayed poorly most of the time to the point it's just "I get to fuck multiple ponies without trouble."
The whole thing about grabbing human men would start as a personal project at first and would likely build up over time as it gained traction.
Paying for shit like furniture is easily solved through a promise to pay back the bits when you can, you're going to have to buy it anyway so why not get it as soon as you arrive and probably a discount, and Cadence wouldn't be a gryphon about it with shit like interest.
A pony with a special talant will probably always beat you at their particular thing, but 'the particular thing' about most humans is "Monkey see, monkey do." in that it doesnt take much effort on our part to get shit done to an 'adequate' level if we're shown examples or permitted to attempt the task.
On top of that a lot of skills easily translate, retail work would be the same shit regardless of whether it's equestria or earth, only major differences is more haggling and less stock overrall due to lack of infrastructure.
Even if you've got fuck all workable skills (Looking at you computer programmers), a short stint in the royal guard would be do-able by every man with all four limbs as you're taller than pretty much everypony that doesnt have the title "Princess."
Slap a few bits of enchanted armor on to prevent earth pony bucks from shattering your kneecaps and you'll easily able to perform basic duties after some minor training.