"Oh come on," protested the tall figure. "That was the shittiest metaphor I've ever heard! Besides, the experiment is NOT over. In fact, I insist that this cum-colored twat ruined it! She's a tainted sample! No one was supposed to find out about our existence!"
"C-cum colored???" Rarity huffed, aiming her gun at the tall figure. "Such language! Take that back right now, you ruffian!"
"Ayo, don't mind that foo," said the mohawk lady dismissively, not even bothering to rhyme anymore. "He's just mad because his shitty crossover ship didn't pull through."
"It should've been Rainbow Dash standing before us!" The tall figure screamed, completely losing his menacing composure. "Don't you see, you imbeciles?? She doesn't even have any redeeming qualities besides dresses! How could any of you honestly say that this sex-starved harlot is the perfect human being?"
"I am not a harlot!" Rarity shouted. "And... Um, one of your people flushed Rainbow Dash out the airlock before we could stop them. She's probably dead now."
The tall figure tugged at his hair in frustration.
"Ohh man, what the fuck? are you kidding me?"
"H-hah, I knew it! Rainbow is th-the worst human..."
"Fuck this! I demand a do-over!"
"Oh pleeease," the toothpastey girl rolled her eyes. "The experiment is O-V-E-R. Your ship was trash and not even canon anyway."
The tall figure collapsed onto the floor, weeping openly. Heaping pile of spaghetti began to fall out of his pockets.