You're still going? You can't be serious
5 posts in and your sex jokes are already tedious
You think you're hot but your relationships are a miss, see?
You're such a flawed copy...wait, is that you, Chrissy?
No matter, I'll splatter your brain matter with my swagger
Your boasts are a hoax so why don't you stop your chatter
Uncanny?! I'm designed better than you ever were
You were CTRL-C CTRL-V into existence so don't speak another word
You're drunk? That explains why you can't spit a diss
And now you're in a situation hairier than that bush over your lips
You into BDSM? Because you like being beaten over and over again
Now why don't you run away with your tail tucked between your legs?!