"...and that's why, I, Twilight Sparkle—2016, author of the 'Art of the Deal', can't fight the Twilight, BUILD THE WALL, daughter of Mark Cuban and Michelle Rodriguez, etc...—would make be a HUGE President. I'm just so god damn very rich. Next question.">"Miss Sparkle, I have a question! Now, your statements on Shimmigrants—"
"Sit down. I didn't call on you. You, there, the Twilight in the middle. Ask away.">"No! I have a right to ask a question. Your comments on Shimmigrants, you plans on a 'multiversal wall', they—"
"Excuse me? Did I call on you? Sit down or go back to Shimmervision. Please just—">"I have a right to ask a question! Your plans for undocumented Shimmers—"
"Please remove this Shimmigrant, somebody, please? Just sit down or you're going to have to leave. 'Undocumented Shimmers'. PC bullcrap of PEANUTS. Next question.">"Miss Sparkle—"
"Oh my God! Somebody get this hothead out of here!">"Hey! D-Don't touch me! Hey, the people have the right to know what your plans for Shimmers are!"
"What do you do with rapists and criminals? You throw them in jail. You don't let them in. It's simple. Peanuts. I can solve it because I'm a smart girl. Went to the best schools.">"Hey! Hey!"
"Phew! Glad she's gone. Maybe she can legally Shimmigrate back into the press conference, am I right? Okay, you there, ask away.">"So, um, what're like your faveist books?"
"Great question, Sugar Coat who definitely didn't get her high-paying position here through nepotism and corruption! Well, you all know my number two favorite book. Say it with me...">>'The Art of the Deal'!
"Yup! But my number one favorite book? Well, that'd have to be whatever YOUR favorite book is. I may be very rich, with beautiful, real hair, but I'm also just like you. Unless you're a Shimmigrant, am I right? They probably can't even read! Though, I'm sure, some of them are good people.">"Um, like, thanks Miss Sparkle. What a super answer. My dad is totally going to donate!"