Before the panels started, we already had all the porn prints on a table in the back of the room. Usually, the panel room tables have water on them for guests. One employee was told by his boss to go into the room and see if the water needed refilling. He came in through a back door we didn't block off, he glanced at the table and this poor black guy just got an eyefull of spike porn. He just quickly looked away and asked us "DO YOU GUYS NEED ANY WATER"
Once we said "no" he hurried off but THE BEST PART
Is that his boss apparently didn't think he really asked us, so he had to come back in, check the table for water, and ask us again.
I think by the a tiarawhy flash was playing.